What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Trump-spreadingmug. a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
by Goscha7452 March 29, 2015
Get the Kentucky Spreadmug. Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
Get the Avacado Spreadingmug. An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022
Get the even spreadmug. When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.
I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.
by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021
Get the Dtown Spreadmug. Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.
by Jdyess February 17, 2019
Get the jdyess spreadmug. Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024
Get the Spread Eaglemug.