Chocolate Smurfs

Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.

The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.

These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.

Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.

A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!

A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!

B- Me too!

:)

by ChocolateSmurfLover July 17, 2011

crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Smurf butter

A smurf melted on bread

I ate smurf butter

by Wyatts mom February 28, 2020

smurf-head

A person with blue hair, usually dyed.

I am a smurf-head. My hair is blue, not my body.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016

Smurf off

Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.

"Ahhh.. Smurf off.. Mandy" .. Runs away " muahha hahaha"

by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018

ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021

Devil Smurf

A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.

Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.

by Icee Baby May 26, 2009