river pines

A town occupied mainly by tweakers and meth heads smack down between Somerset and Plymouth

You live in river pines?, that must be shitty.

by yungadxm December 07, 2018

Mexican River

like the Los Angeles river, If U must lift leg to cross then its a mexican river

on trip to benjimn hill in old mexico I cross 4 mexican river eat 100 mexican fly's & got sos shit ..
Muy bueno trip...no?

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

rivers cuomo

A guy who doesn't like his fans cuz he finds them really really annoying and doesnt want anything to do with them. Which means he hates everyone who posted on here.

"Hell no! Fans are annoying. They all want something. Yeah, or asking me to play a certain song. They're all little bitches, so I avoid them at all costs."

by messedupstud March 19, 2004

dirty rivers

the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion

Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.

by John_Utah October 30, 2015

muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

by wordup247 October 27, 2010

river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

by Simon Pawlowski May 04, 2006

river trail

A trash ass school were every girl is white and has a flat chest and there is hella people running around doing dumb shit.

30 year old uncle: I went to river trail school once

by 🤘🏽 April 26, 2017