Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

by the badger killer December 12, 2012

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.

Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

Nudge a Badger

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.

"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"

by djchango October 1, 2009

Badger

Skunk-bear

A badger is like a skunk bear.

A badger scratches like a bear and looks like a skunk.

by M_factor March 10, 2018

Badgerism

Badgerism is an emotional state of being whereby the individual channels a honey badger mindset to overcome (perceived or real) everyday personal and work related barriers.

Shyte bahd, Mike be like in full badgerism mode right now. He don't give a shit!

by ZiBadger September 1, 2017

Honey Badger

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.

Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”

by Wilmington Woman May 16, 2019