section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

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Sewer Vision

Like tunnel vision but specifically the act of putting all your attention onto an ugly girl.

"Man you need to give up on her, she's ugly, you've got major sewer vision right now.

by MandibleHand August 14, 2021

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Daisuke's Vision

Anything created by the great Daisuke Ishiwatari

Person 1: "Why does the KEY have a belt? It's a key!"
Person 2: "It's simply Daisuke's Vision"

by Incognito World March 26, 2024

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Vision

The best toaster ever. Didn't deserve to die. I miss him so much.

Still waiting for him and Wanda to say hello again.

"hey what's up?"
"I think i lost my vision"
"yeah you tell me, I lost him 3 times. It sucks"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

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vision hard

The amazing culture and lads at vision systems

Yeah mate, Vision Hard

by Hey guys it’s me April 21, 2018

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blur vision

when you are drunk and could hardly see.

"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"

"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"

"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"

"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"

by smothered fries August 4, 2009

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