Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Salty Scoop

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.

Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?

by VFM Boyz October 3, 2019

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes May 27, 2018

scoop da doopy

The (scoop da doopy) is a special type of “blowjob” where the female scoops a mans balls with her mouth and Purposely try’s to swallow them squzzing the mans balls in her throat giving the man a unknown sensation.

“Man last night your mom gave me a real (scoop da doopy) and it felt great”.

by Nickjh321 January 9, 2018

Scoop the poop

Doggy doo-doo scooper scoops poo-poo

I’ll scoop the poop
Ok?

by Mom scoop the poop for doggy March 8, 2022