pudding beer

A special beer which is drunk in between the normal beer of choice as a treat or nice change from the cheap session beer. When the person does not have much money but uses the pudding beer as something to look forward to.

E.g. Drinking a few pints of stella followed by a banana bread beer.
Phil: Nice pint Jack, is that your pudding beer?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way through some stella to earn myself this baby.
Phil: Well done mate u bit tipsy then?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way to numb weller and kill babies
Phil: Oh dear Jack.

by Stanley The Manly February 10, 2009

Pinocchio pudding

While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.

“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

chocolate pudding

A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.

Ewww look at the chocolate pudding on that girl!

by Hottie4shawtie March 5, 2010

Figgy pudding

Inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into an anus or vagina that you just cream pied.

Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.

by Hahadebatable September 4, 2015

pud puffer

one who enjoys sucking microscopic meat.

check out that bitch slappin pud puffer.

by dick feel September 25, 2003

yorkshire pudding

1.Jizzing in a chicks mouth. 2. the culmination of a blow job.

I gave Jenny a bit of the Yorkshire pudding!

by Anguished August 23, 2006

pudding and pie

Its another word for the vagina. Words like minge, muff, clunge, fanny and pussy are all words with the exact meaning of pudding and pie.

Yo boys, just bout to get some pudding and pie tonight!

by Ur favourite dirty translator May 4, 2018