When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.
Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011
Get the Mayonnaise Pancakemug. A fat person.
by Use this term daily June 30, 2009
Get the Fatty Pancakesmug. A pack of cigarettes
Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.
by RabbleRable October 16, 2009
Get the Smokey Pancakemug. someone (male) who is so flat chested that it looks like two pancakes have replaced their pectoral muscles
by brown wings10 February 22, 2011
Get the pancake pecsmug. step 1: obtain approximately 3 to 5 consensual snugglers, preferably all sexually attracted to each other or in a poly amorous kinship network.
step 2: lie flat on each other, as if you were a pancake stack.
step 3: add syrup
step 2: lie flat on each other, as if you were a pancake stack.
step 3: add syrup
by charkbate3 December 28, 2013
Get the pancake snugglemug. by Pmac88 May 19, 2018
Get the pancake rappermug. by Mr.coward1919 May 20, 2019
Get the fuckin pancakesmug.