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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No....it’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.
by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022
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Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”
Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.
by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023
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Jared

Jared is mainly a name of a male
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!
Girl 1:who is that?
Guy 1: thats jared.

Girl 2: hes soooo hot!!
by mhbish November 22, 2019
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Jared

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.
by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017
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Jared

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.
by B0WT13S November 3, 2021
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jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.
My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay
by And You Know That June 10, 2016
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