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a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time
'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''
by qph servant November 18, 2025
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Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously
Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.
by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025
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old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.
farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”
by firerose222 December 28, 2025
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Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
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Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle
Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster
by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024
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Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
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