fly ciggie

Scots slang.
1. an unauthorised cigarette break.
2. skiving

Smeaton is nae on a fly ciggie, he's patrollin' the airport forecourt fer al-Qaida.

by Observer 52 September 22, 2007

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Flys and Maggots

Flys and maggots are pests and insects. Flys are the fully grown form of a maggot. They tend to lay their eggs on carcasses and other dead things, so that when the eggs hatch, the maggots will eat the dead carcass.

Flys are flying insects that try to annoy you by getting on your food. Everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Look at those flys and maggots. Ugh."
Person 2: "I know, they're pests."
*Person 1 sprays insectasides on surrounding plants*

by DJ-Power September 30, 2009

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the flying hammock

two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.

Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta

by dickgobblin April 14, 2010

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The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.

John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."

by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011

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