Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 25, 2024

new year eve

Ur mam

Ur mum smells like new year eve

by Damn life January 01, 2018

The Eve excuse

The eve excuse is when someone is discussing a topic and says they hate a certain part of it, so to defend themselves they say they hate the entire topic as well.

excuser:i hate men
person:why do you hate them all?
excuser:i just hate all people in general lol(this is the eve excuse)

by iustu January 25, 2021

glory-eve

A beautiful girl inside and out who is funny and fun to be around always supportive and is my bestfriend I love you Pumba

~simba 😘

"glory-eve" -lovable

by Hakuna matata December 01, 2013

Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant holiday for persons of Mexican heritage celebrated yearly on May 4th. Traditional festivities include wearing a sombrero, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping-out at Taco Bell.

Mat: Hey, you want to go camp-out for Cinco de Mayo Eve at Taco Bell?
Kat: Why?
Mat: So we can get the first tacos on Cinco de Mayo at Taco Bell! Its a cultural obligation.

by TAM TAM May 28, 2012

Adam and Eve

The parents of humanity.

Friendly reminder that the only reason sin exists was because Adam and Eve ate that forbidden fruit. :)

by YTR76 December 14, 2022

New Months Eve

When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.

Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?

Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.

by pseudosanctity January 11, 2019