Basic Ditch

(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.

Nick just basic ditched to get his “charger”.

by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.

Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.

by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013

Ditch Pig

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single

Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!

by dicklover124 January 18, 2018

ditch pig mi-kay-la

An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,

She will always be a Ditch Pig Mi-kay-La all her life.

by FML-Already April 27, 2025

Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

ditch whisky

Low cost high proof whisky often found on roadside ditches, and often near passed out drunks.

Old Crow is an example of a ditch whisky

by Biggfish86 December 10, 2024

in the ditch

When you drop something of importance or usefulness in a black hole like between your car seat and center console, or between your bed and wall/nightstand you dropped it in the ditch.

I dropped my phone in the ditch.

by Beachbum1482 January 24, 2015