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Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.
by bloodbath428 May 5, 2006
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Cookie Puss

A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.
Please google pictures of Cookie puss
by johannajojojo November 21, 2010
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Vagina Cookie

Vigina Cookie
/vēgina kōokie/
Adjective

1. A Cookie that is produced by the use of ingredients or products of a vigina.

Synonym: cookie, vigina

Noun
1. Someone who has the characteristics of a vigina and is small and soft like a cookie.

Synonyms: cheese, chafe, tube
Dude, he looks like a vagina cookie today.
by Spheed January 10, 2017
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goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.
Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?
by Goatcookies101 June 5, 2016
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smashing cookies

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
by mister delicious September 28, 2009
mugGet the smashing cookiesmug.

Vampire Cookie

"i love vampire cookie"

"omg so do i"
by fagforespressocookie October 17, 2021
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Cookie tosser

When your co worker Mike decided to Yeet cookies at a container
Mike picked up the tin and shook it , then he proceeded to Yeet it, that cookie tosser
by Thegoodlord December 30, 2020
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