Cheese Cup

when you fart into your hand and shove it into someones face

Bob: Hey Steve guess what
Steve: What
(fart)
Bob: CHEESE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ahh Fuck You

by theGINGER5100 February 14, 2012

cheese knifing

The act of placing one's tongue between the forskin and the head of the penis and licking around the the head of the penis.

Lastinight my mom cought my girl cheese knifing me.

by The LostProphyt July 10, 2015

biggie cheese

Biggie cheese is basically a god, who raps better than everyone in the whole universe evern combined.

Big Homie: Have you prayed to biggie cheese last night?
Big dog: No, i was listening to his rap.

by Bigdoge March 18, 2017

Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking December 9, 2008

cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.

Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."

by ryesmom June 3, 2013

cheese moving

Changing the workflow of a system in such a way that a user's behavior has to be altered significantly to achieve their goals (in the same way that relocating the cheese for a lab rat while force them to run the maze differently)

Whoa! You want to put the tweet button there? That's some major cheese moving.

by Brogrammer3000 February 12, 2018

Cheese Tip

The filthy, smegma like amalgam around the tip of the penis after sex with a dirty partner.

I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017