oakdale california

Oakdale bud! Aka The Cowboy Capitol Of The World. Know for the famous H-B Bar, it's yearly rodeo that happens the second weekend in April and Mustangs football
In a crowd (people from Oakdale California yell) Oakdale bud!
by Chad from Oakdale December 23, 2016
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California hummer

When someone hums reggae songs while performing a blow job
I have so many Bob Marley songs stuck in my head from that amazing California hummer I had yesterday
by Alwaysballin October 19, 2013
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The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.
by Lucas Likes Eggs April 09, 2019
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California Spliff

Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.
Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?
by The Dudebro's March 11, 2011
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California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.
Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?
by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020
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California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.
"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M
by BadHabitBass February 25, 2017
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california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 06, 2018
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