California Drop

When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.

Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.

During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position

When the California Drop strikes:

"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*

by Dsky171 December 10, 2010

California Toothbrush

See penis.

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*

by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019

California Yellow

When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.

Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.

“Dude, as I was coming over I almost got totaled by a BMW doing a California Yellow.”

by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

california oregano

Weed.

Friend: "I'm not really hungry"
Me: "Use the California Oregano"
Friend: Oh

by Henry IIX February 23, 2014

California Cowboy

A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian

"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"

by plus-size albert May 23, 2021

oakdale california

Oakdale bud! Aka The Cowboy Capitol Of The World. Know for the famous H-B Bar, it's yearly rodeo that happens the second weekend in April and Mustangs football

In a crowd (people from Oakdale California yell) Oakdale bud!

by Chad from Oakdale January 3, 2017