Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

dimetria baker

A beautiful person inside & out

Dimetria Baker is a very upholding person

by Dondad56 September 25, 2020

Oscar Baker

A Chode.

"Wow! Oscar Baker is such a chode"

by John Coutis June 21, 2016

bakers gazillion

A number between 7 and 14. Used when a gazillion just isn't enough.

I had a gazillion things to do today and you added one more, making it an even bakers gazillion.

by eviljoy January 23, 2010

Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021

Baker

To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.

Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.

by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025

Tito Baker

The very experienced beer maker

Tito Baker make me a beer

by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017