brown digging

Taking the excrement from someone's posterior as a means of fufilling hunger.

Husband:I havent eaten since breakfast
Wife: Let the brown digging commence!

by Joe Brown (Tongue) December 1, 2003

Super Brown

When someone has the shits so bad they can shit into in the bathtub from the bedroom.

Man, I think I have superpowers. I did a super brown last night and didn’t spill a drop!

by DrDez December 23, 2020

Brown Fist

1. The act of Anal fisting.

Guy1.: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy2.: Why?

Guy1.: I gave her a brown fist.

by The Ward Daddy August 5, 2010

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

Brown Sneeze

An Explosive Shart

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze

by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020

brown lining

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.

Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.

by BobbyStompy February 26, 2011

Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023