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The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep
Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"
by Malgin February 15, 2024
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Wes Clark

'Wes Clark is that one fag bag that works in a gun store right?'
'Omg hes so gay. Must be Wes Clark!'
by defnotwesclark April 30, 2022
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Clarked

Is a state at which a boy/ man's best friend or wing man, cheats or takes advantage over the fact that his best friend isn't as "cool" or "stud" like as him. Instead of helping the boy/ man start a relationship, the best friend/ wingman creates a relationship between himself and the boy/man's crush.
God damn it! HE Clarked me! Now I am forever alone.
by Hfs stories May 22, 2017
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The Clark Effect

When playing on Clark's account for the first time, you will always lose the first few games and perform horribly no matter how skilled you are.
Dang, I hopped on Clark's account and even though he's 1600sr and I'm 3500sr, I still got rolled by some Silvers. It must be the Clark Effect.
by BennyBunnyBoo July 11, 2019
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Ryan Clark

A big guy, probably 6’3, 6’4 ish. This guy is probably the biggest merchant around. He’s known for selling so many times that the guys over at Pawn Stars offered him and job. Biggest seller around nobody will refute that. He also goes by other names, such as Ry ry, the Clarkinator, Merchant, etc.

This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.
“Yo, I just met this guy his name is Ryan clark”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time
by Jdog3002 January 11, 2022
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Hysterical/Clark

Hysterical is a hot buff guy from Papua New Guinea and is friends with the man himself, Jeremy Clarkson WAHAAAAAAAYYYY.
Holy hell, is that Hysterical/Clark with Jeremyc WAHAAAAAAAAY!
by hysterical_123 October 9, 2023
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The Lewis Clark

When your mates are asleep - sneakily put their penises in your mouth and take a picture.

That way, they'll look really gay.
Haha! Boys! I gave Stu the Lewis Clark last night.

Haha, man I always knew Stu was gay!
by Johnzface May 9, 2021
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