T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.

Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!

by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018

Epi-Tard

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.

by konnor83 July 26, 2012

tiktok tard

Miming words to a song with no sound while doing vigorous arm movements, usually in public.

"If you're going to be a tiktok tard, you're not going to be standing next to me in the shop."

by Belleaturbandictionary December 29, 2020

Bucky Tard

When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.

"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"

by Jackamo45 April 25, 2021

R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".

I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."

by Attritionist March 17, 2022

fang-tard

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.

Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.

by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009

Dah Tard

A person specifically that has no life, eats his/her own shit, speaks like there constantly choking on somthing(preferably a dick), and creeps around pretending to have friends and tries to get hugs and gets denied cause nobody likes him/her but in dah tards eyes is loved by everyone and everything. Also the tard has massive amounts of dandriff, smells like the shit him/her eats, cross-eyed,walks like a hunch back, and no one can understand why he/she was even alive in the first place and says "Yur gay" to every insult you throw at him/her.

Guy: hey look theres DAH FUCKING TARD!

Dah Tard: heh heh whats up guys? heh heh

Guy:*punches tard in face* FAGGOT!

Dah Tard: yur gay

by mclovin1337lolz June 13, 2009