Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.

Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)

by musket 193 January 27, 2024

tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.

Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!

by ggellison March 29, 2014

Tactical

When you’ve had one too many and you need to get it out of your system ( a fingers down the throat job )

Girl 1: Wow Lucy you chugged that litre of Vodka pretty quick

Girl : yeah okay Emma, help me go for a quick tactical now ..be grand in an hour

by it_should’ve_stayed_undefined December 29, 2019

tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.

Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot

by used oatmeal August 18, 2023

Tacticality

The combination between a trained warrior and a complete psychopath.

That man has experienced and overcome multiple battle situations and unthinkable horrors, bestowing him the honor reaching 100% Tacticality as warrior.

by DorfJensen November 13, 2023

tactical tortellini

The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.

I've had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out

by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017

Tactical pass out

While drunk, making the responsible decision to end the night on your own terms; because you know if you don't the rest of your night will only get worse.

Kat- "Hey Tony what happened last night? You missed the after party."
Tony- "Sorry, I had to pull a tactical pass out before shit got real ugly."

by Tonybaloneypony April 11, 2017