mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

by cerealman July 6, 2011

Mother Rex

m--m-m-mother

"You like mother rex?"
"Who?"
"Milf mommy"

by hawking8401451 October 1, 2021

Mother Ronnie

Generally used when someone finds something is crazy, surprising, or over the top. Similar to (Oh my god). Using the word Mother meaning (oh my) and the word Ronnie meaning (god) coming together.

Mother Ronnie, I can't believe she did that!

HOLY MOTHER RONNIE! WE'RE OUT OF MILK!

by luna45555tooop May 22, 2019

mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

by we found a problem October 23, 2007

double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.

She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007

Mother Bitch

The most bitchy person in the room. The mother of all bitches.

I am mother bitch today.

by hellish_ho February 24, 2009