dirty swim team

the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum

Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.

by bennyboy6999 May 24, 2015

Start swimming

The phrase "start swimming" is a phrase used by teens to tell someone to fight. Start swimming is a nice and fun way to tell someone to fight.

You wanna talk shit? Hoe start swimming!

by Letsmakesomewordsgoviral June 17, 2018

Swimming with the kids

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

by Denzel Nguyen January 7, 2023

[adult swim]

A late-night TV programming block for adults created by Cartoon Network. If you don't wanna write adult swim then write as, you dildo

Damn, I love 12. Oz. Mouse and Superjail! Intact I love all adult swim jokes all together!

by Kids Sati June 30, 2025

swimming

When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming

I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming

by gingersintown November 20, 2019

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi January 13, 2016

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018