sneap

Slyly preview your gift before official opening date

My mother caught me sneaping at my Christmas present

by Antonê Rogerziõ December 23, 2014

swapsome

When two sets of partners have sexual intercourse, and then swap partners half way through.

e.g. 'I had a crazy swapsome last night with Keith, David and Michelle.'

by Donatellaaaa May 30, 2014

Swap Burritos

When a couple gives each-other oral in less that 10 minutes since you ate burritos.

boyfriend - so you want to swap burritos?
girlfriend - it might make me puke
boyfriend - thats ok

by RAZONBRAND September 26, 2014

swap CDs

swap cum and dicks

"dude wanna swap CDs?"
"yea bro"

by fuck same January 19, 2016

swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.

My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.

by Penetrachel December 4, 2016

Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

swap paint

Colliding with another car /vehicle

Most commonly used in racing

Be careful, that guy's nut and could swap paints if he had to

by The heat March 25, 2017