Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

by TV CAR March 6, 2010

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fuck and suck

A gilr who fucks and then sucks ur dick, thus it is called "fuck n suck"

"I bet a nigga like T double get 'em wetta, fuck em suck em betta than the average nigga"

by LiL Dae Dae September 14, 2005

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sucking off

To give someone a blowjob

"Yeah, I was sucking off Brad in the hot-tub last night, it was wild!"

by RingALingADingDong June 16, 2016

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sucks and blows

a word tha combines the terms 'That sucks' and 'That blows' to make a fun way to say something is disappointing. Often used by Bart Simpson.

"Oh Man! That sucks and blows!"

by gracie April 18, 2005

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time suck

Something that's engrossing and addictive, but that keeps you from doing things that are actually important, like earning a living, or eating meals, or caring for your children.

"Ever since I got on Facebook I haven't been able to stay away. I'm spending hours on it each day -- it's a total time suck, but I can't stop! Grocery shopping and laundry will have to wait.

by spudsmc January 17, 2009

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