suck a nut

when someone pisses you off and you have no come-back what so ever

Tommy:" you're mom is is gay! "
Zakk: " Hey..SUCK A NUT !!! "

by zakk April 28, 2004

Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

by TV CAR March 06, 2010

fuck and suck

A gilr who fucks and then sucks ur dick, thus it is called "fuck n suck"

"I bet a nigga like T double get 'em wetta, fuck em suck em betta than the average nigga"

by LiL Dae Dae August 17, 2005

sucking off

To give someone a blowjob

"Yeah, I was sucking off Brad in the hot-tub last night, it was wild!"

by RingALingADingDong April 10, 2016

sucks and blows

a word tha combines the terms 'That sucks' and 'That blows' to make a fun way to say something is disappointing. Often used by Bart Simpson.

"Oh Man! That sucks and blows!"

by gracie April 18, 2005

time suck

Something that's engrossing and addictive, but that keeps you from doing things that are actually important, like earning a living, or eating meals, or caring for your children.

"Ever since I got on Facebook I haven't been able to stay away. I'm spending hours on it each day -- it's a total time suck, but I can't stop! Grocery shopping and laundry will have to wait.

by spudsmc January 17, 2009

sucks balls

If something just isn't your style.
Or if you don't like something.

"Dude, wanna jam out with Save The Whales Foundation?!"
"No, that fuckin' sucks balls"

"My parents grounded me for last night."
"That sucks balls."

by amand-a-saurus rex August 29, 2008