Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.
Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.
Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.
Also acceptable: Piss Prison
Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.
Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.
Also acceptable: Piss Prison
by Cant be traced June 21, 2019
Get the Piss Jailmug. The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
by Darren C August 31, 2010
Get the safety pissmug. Main Entry: Piss•Wig•gles
Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\
Function: verb
intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.
Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\
Function: verb
intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.
"I got the piss wiggles at the end of the long piss I had to take."
"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"
"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"
by Justin & Ted October 30, 2008
Get the Piss Wigglesmug. by KevlarKev October 28, 2007
Get the piss hotmug. A great deal of controversy, disturbance or distress which may follow an act.
Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.
Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
Get the Hurricane of pissmug. See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but I'm trying again. Anyway, it's a Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil.
Steve said that the guy with dreadlocks smelled like hippie piss. Paul thought that the expression was clever and descriptive, so he submitted it to urbandictionary.com, but some asshole editor quashed it, so Paul resubmitted it as "hippy piss" and must have gotten a better editor. Anyway, that Earth-Day-loving, incense-burning, tie-dye-wearing guy with dreadlocks did smell like hippie piss, and no editor is going to tell me otherwise.
by Paul D. Key July 26, 2006
Get the hippie pissmug. An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.
by Flake Barias May 29, 2008
Get the piss bonermug.