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philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.
by Just259 September 9, 2013
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stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.
Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!
by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014
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Stoner Word

A word you create when you are stoned or high. Pockage is a stoner word.
"Hey man, we partied so hard last night, and came up with the best Stoner Word!"
by Kelli & Morgan June 23, 2008
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Stoner column

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.
That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.
by Benjamin C. September 15, 2008
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Stoner science

occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.

Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"

Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.

Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"

Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".

Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
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Bouncy stoner

a person who smokes weed alot, .. but is immature and tries to act drunk, so they act all hyper.
dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..
by IM isissisisisiss dean October 6, 2010
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stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you
Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight
by Scotty420 May 21, 2014
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