philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

by Just259 September 9, 2013

stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.

Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!

by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014

Stoner Word

A word you create when you are stoned or high. Pockage is a stoner word.

"Hey man, we partied so hard last night, and came up with the best Stoner Word!"

by Kelli & Morgan June 23, 2008

Stoner column

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.

That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.

by Benjamin C. September 15, 2008

Stoner dreams

The ideas and plans which stoners make while high, often never carried out due to forgetting or laziness.

Example of stoner dreams:

Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"

20 Years Later...
no movie

by El Dude Brother October 18, 2013

Stoner Steve

A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.

Hey Stoner Steve, crokeed or mooncrack?

by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020

stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016