sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.

Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.

by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018

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sticky fruit

Toddler name for fruit leather. And really, who can blame them? "Fruit leather" doesn't sound appetizing at all. Nobody wants to eat leather, even if it's fruit-flavored

Dad: Want some sticky fruit in your play-lunch today, Wilma?
Wilma: Uh-huh.
Dad: I'll give you two, so you can share one with Archie.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023

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Sticky Sesh

The act of sticking your dick inside a peanut butter jar and then fucking the crevice between two couch cushions, immediately after.

Robby: "Yo Randy, what are you up to today?"
Randy: "I don't know man... the wife and kids are out for the day. I think it might be time for a good ol' sticky sesh"
Robby: "Home you have a leather couch..."

by StickySteve69 May 29, 2018

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Sticky Santa

A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.

Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr

by MysteriousPenguin January 24, 2019

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Sticky Suzie

During intercoarse, cum on the face of your partner, proceed to rub the cum all over their face, then take anything that blows hot air and use it on your partners face, drying the cum and making your partners face sticky

So i fucking her and then i pulled a sticky Suzie

by Cancer_patient_101 October 16, 2019

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