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skeet

*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face!

*trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird
he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky!
by Trixi July 29, 2005
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sheet ghost

A white bed sheet with two wholes cut out of the center for eyes, as seen on Charlie Brown.
by Moonshine October 18, 2003
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SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".
by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009
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skeet and delete

The art of using a girl for a single night of sexual intercourse and then never contacting or speaking to that particular broad again. Similar terms are smash and dash, boom and zoom, hit and quit, etc.
“Hey Johnny, are you still with that girl?” “Nah man, I had to just skeet and delete.”
by Trident of Treason August 9, 2018
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Shit Sheet

To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.
The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.

I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.
by Dawn Butz May 1, 2011
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An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."
Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!
by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005
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broken down skeet skeet

when a guy cant cum because of a tragic accident involving the smashing of his dick
i wouldnt date him,
hes a a broken down skeet skeet
by kayLa SOZK March 15, 2008
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