Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

by TheBelgian September 3, 2012

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

stalkapedia

Noun. The database maintained by an internet stalker on every single internet post and cyber-activity it's target has ever initiated.

Hanratty69 was able to add to his stalkapedia on Sunshine101 when she posted to her friends that she had a new job.

by Paisley_Posey March 1, 2013

stalker sense

staw-ker sens verb: being able to feel the person you have an obsession over enter a room, building or area without confirmation from the other senses.

Robert knew Stacy was in the football stadium using his stalker sense, despite not previously knowing she was going to be there.

by Blknight920 May 13, 2014

stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.

Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."

by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015

stalkerific

how valuable a tool is in the acting of stalking someone.

I find Instagram most stalkerific.

by DirtyWaterbury September 8, 2016

stalker stick

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people

Look it's a stalker stick

by Whateves July 7, 2016