The sampler

Sticking a toothpick inside of one's penis while receiving a blowjob

Last night Lucy did The sampler on me

by Fungalbob March 23, 2023

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Mr Sampson

(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.

"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"

by HHS words June 5, 2023

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rainbow sampler

A mixture of all bodily fluids - including blood, urine, feces, semen, saliva, and more - intended for consumption to produce a euphoric effect. Similar to jenkem but with more effects.

I just tried a rainbow sampler this week and it was so sublime!

by Clumpchump89 January 15, 2024

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The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

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John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024

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