to squirrel

the verb "to squirrel" means to put your testicles in another person's mouth completely, making that person look like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts.

testicles in the mouth

I thought her to squirrel.
She or he gave me a squirrel last night.

by Uvatav Ekim January 16, 2020

seven pound squirrel

A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.

My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.

by The Dick December 9, 2013

squirret

combination of squirrel and parrot,a person who gathers other peoples info stores it and then blurts it out, in completely the wrong order

someone who steals a joke then tells it all wrong, the squirret stole my joke

by scrindlebeeper February 11, 2009

squirrely bastard

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005

squarrel

Small furry rodents that terrorize me in my sleep.... they'll take over one day!

Me:AHHHHH! Squarrels!
Squarrel Leader:(Squeaky voice)Quiet small minded human.... i shall proceede to vaporize you! MWHAHAHHAA*cough couch*HAHAHA!

by X-Caity-Marie-X July 2, 2005

Squirrel

Squirrel-a SWAGLESS individual due to the paranoid nature of how uncool they are and/or their ability to hate on a super swagged out person.

You looking real Squirrel today with that FUBU and k-swiss on :D

All you wanna be rappers have some serious squirrel mentality, get that ish together. -_-

Look at yo squirrel ass riding a bike and tryna talk to my girl, get outta here.

by Jalalsa July 23, 2011

squirrel

1. Noun - Furry little bastard animal that runs around your yard and climbs up your trees.

2 Verb - When a male sticks both of his nuts into a female's mouth like a squirrel would do with the nuts it collects on the ground.

1. I swear.. one day I am going to shoot that squirrel!
2. I swear.. one day I am going to squirrel that girl!

by Compton Carlisle January 6, 2007