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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Squat

Squat is this...crouch? That slavs do examples squat dance or squat kick
by Le cyka_blyat December 20, 2019
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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party
by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020
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Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!
by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020
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ciroc squat

when you decide to sit directly on a bottle of ciroc and get back up a d repeat it
hey Elijah last night I heard you faced that girl to ciroc squat 15 time
by ekgbggb April 18, 2020
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dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.
There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.
by B-double-D April 24, 2020
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