Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

canadian special

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.

Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."

by yarnywordhead August 5, 2012

Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

Uni Special

1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.

WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..

by Peter Kim March 8, 2003

The Busgray Special

The sexual move bryan makes when smashes objects, organisms, or things to smithereens.

If Bryan saw that, he’ll smash it to smithereens, The Busgray Special.

by Saru chan March 15, 2022

special puss

The cream of the top, the extra umph, the special puss.

Jan: "What do you think about my sweater?"
Wendy: "special puss"
Jan: "I'll order five right away!"

by itsocake February 18, 2022

The river special

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019