by Fiona_d December 30, 2018
Get the single dogmug. by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025
Get the Singlemug. An unreasonable philosophy usually developed through puberty in adolescent males, that one may never be truly happy with their lives without a significant other.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
A: Life sucks, man. If only I had a girlfriend.
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
by izzthekid February 27, 2022
Get the Single Syndromemug. Usually confused with single-parent, which you arent, if you gettin that support money are are raising the kid(s) with the other parent.
You arent a single-mother, youre a single-person ya pleeb.
"Not a single mother, you're a single mom, trick"
"Not a single mother, you're a single mom, trick"
by JesusDevil February 10, 2019
Get the Single-Personmug. student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.
student B: just single cheek it.
student B: just single cheek it.
by the-P.I.C November 11, 2010
Get the single cheek itmug. by jiggysaw17 February 11, 2019
Get the Single solitary shitmug. Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.
Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?
Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single
Guy 2: Makes sense
Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?
Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single
Guy 2: Makes sense
by CarlosCartBook February 14, 2023
Get the Single Pringle Syndromemug.