Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow

"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"

by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016

Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

Hunter Simpson

The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.

That kid Hunter Simpson is so annoying!

by Brady teevan 11 December 7, 2018

Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019

mia nixie thalia simpson

she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch

mia nixie thalia simpson is such a booch

by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019