Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Shooping

When pat and Jen tried to say shopping

Imma go shooping

by Add me onInsta @arkansasstrong February 20, 2019

Shopping Town

The commercial equivalent of a bedroom community. Just as a bedroom community would be a suburb or area with mostly apartments and houses and little to no commercial activity, a shopping town would be a suburb or area with mostly indoor malls, restaurants, and strip malls without any housing in sight.

"My parents took me to the nearest shopping town to buy a new cell phone for my Dad, and my Mom and I browsed through the other stores while we were there."

by athenian200 May 21, 2019

shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.

Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.

by QuacksO January 3, 2020

Shotping

After a minority has been shot by police, protests are skipped and looting is begun instead

"Hey,JaStool got shot by the po po, lets go get da crew and go shotping for some kicks"

by ferocious_snail September 1, 2020

Showing love

Giving just as good as recieving

Guy 1

Do you show love
Guy 2
Mmm yes I do

Guy 1 'whips out the m'am er jammer showing love '

by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

shopping weird

The only way to describe anyone who is acting so strange, or outta pocket, you just don't know what else to call it.

Whenever I pull out the big joes from the closet, people always get this funny look on they face. They shopping weird as hell.

My mom told me I need to get out her parking spot, for no reason.. wow mom, you shopping weird.

by ThisIsMyParkingSpot February 28, 2021