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seal kiss

When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.
by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018
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flex Seal challenge

The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.
Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!
by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020
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Navy Seal

A sex act that involves seven men. One man lays on the ground. He performs oral sex on another man sitting in front of him while that man’s legs prop up the arms of the man laying down. Two men sit on either side and receive hand jobs from the man laying down. A fourth man sits in the rear and gets a foot job from the man laying down, although depending on the cadence this could turn more into just getting kicked in the balls. A fifth man performs anal sex on the man laying down in a sideways motion. Two additional men Eiffel Tower the man performing the anal sex. The cadence is truly set by the man handling the anal sex portion of the Eiffel tower.
Hey John, I’m feeling horny. Want to call Henry, Bob, Jim, Nick, and Brian to see if they want to Navy Seal?
by Lilpapi87 September 24, 2022
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soapy seal

When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.
Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.
by Filelton October 6, 2016
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The Stone Seal

by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021
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Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.
Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that
by Dhale78 February 24, 2023
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Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022
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