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by afaafasafaffaafafafs October 5, 2021

Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break, but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison, the Australian PM that went to Hawaii while Australia burned.

Hey blokes, I know we’re flat out, but I’m going for a Scomo break…

by Glynn82 February 5, 2022

pull up and scoop you

Come over and pick you up

Aye you got a ride or do you need me to pull up and scoop you

by 858_hate June 1, 2023

scoop

to get fingered from behind unexpectedly.

bitch, i just got scooped last night.

by rachel and laura September 24, 2007

Poop and Scoop

A highly illegal practice occurring mainly on the Internet. A small group of informed people attempt to push down a stock by spreading false information and rumors. If they are successful, they can purchase the stock at bargain prices.
Poop and Scooping is the opposite of Pump and Dumping.

I just sold my stock, because these guys told me to, but it turns out that they were just using the Poop and Scoop. I shouldn't have sold it.

by Noah Hoback January 24, 2009

Scoop Shoop Noop Doop

Marijuana; Weed; Bud; Cannabis; Aunt Mary; Boom; Chronic; Dope ganja; Gangster; Grass; Hash; Herb; Kif; Mary Jane; Pot; Reefer; Sinsemilla; Skunk

Friend 1: OMG! The cops just pulled us over and searched us for weed we almost got arrested!!

Friend 2: They just tryin' to scurr you ain't no po-po gonn' do nothin' about a lil' piece of scoop shoop noop doop.

by jLana August 20, 2009

scomo

The substance produced by taking a laxative right before squelchy sex.

A: "I think I took the wrong pill, there's scomo all over the place"
B: "You're doing the cleaning"

by Tantricktrick March 12, 2019