Slippery Rubber Crunch

when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.
dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch

oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag
by PhrogKillr December 09, 2014
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Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.
by kenwar July 01, 2009
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rubber bum nubbin'

verb: the act of "fisting" with the use of a rubber medical prosthesis for the purposes of pleasuring the rectal cavity.
Dude, I was totally into the rubber bum nubbin' that The Captain gave me last night. ARGGG!
by bum nubber July 11, 2008
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Rubber stamp Fatigue

A form of mental exhaustion resulting from extensive, continous writing, signing, scanning. faxing, printing, converting and editing official documents. It is exhaberbated by phone calls and texting and leads to a sense of numbness, detachment, problems with even basic thought processes and a sudden onset of rage if a telephone rings.
A person with Rubber Stamp Fatigue is sitting infront of a pc, surrounded by paper documents stares at a ringing mobile phone which is displaying a number of a very important call but just stares, unmoving and doesn't pick it up.
by tracideecee April 13, 2011
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Rubber-nosed-trout

Discarded used condoms often found swimming just downstream of the sewer outlet in the River Tyne
Look there goes another Rubber-nosed-trout. Geordy must have had a good time last night.
by Blue Mike September 04, 2006
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ducky butt rubber

The art of using a rubber duck to insert into the vagina or anus while taking a bubble bath.
"She couldn't find her waterproof vibrator last night, so she got herself some ducky butt rubber love in the tub."
by Goodfella_7 Big Pimpin' May 03, 2005
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Rubber Nipple

stretchy, silly puddy-like nipples
Jeff: "see that chick? I totally hit that"
David: "really? me too! did you play with her rubber nipples?"
Jeff: "yea, i pulled em so long they hung to her belly button"
by pirate_wendy November 27, 2008
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