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thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum
jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child
by slayed fr August 21, 2022
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ranch roast

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes
by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017
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ranch man

Ranch man is the one that takes all the ranch that bich
by Newtheboss April 4, 2021
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
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ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021
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Ranch

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"
by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021
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