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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
mugGet the ass puppetmug.

Ass puppet

When a person only says what their “puppet master” would say as a response… like the “master” has his arm up the “puppet’s” ass and is working its mouth with their hand.
JD Vance is just Donald Trump’s ass puppet.
by T-sen October 2, 2025
mugGet the Ass puppetmug.

The Puppet

A sexual act in which one partner tries to stick their whole arm in the other partners rectum.
Oh god baby I love it when you do the puppet to me!
by TheGayVirgin October 30, 2020
mugGet the The Puppetmug.

Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
mugGet the Sock puppetmug.

Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.
I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.
by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019
mugGet the Puppet Showmug.

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.
by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018
mugGet the Dick Puppetmug.

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
mugGet the Pennsylvania Pirate Puppetmug.

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