porn bot

Automated program that posts links to pornographics web sites in chat rooms

"I hate this stupid drive-by porn bussiness"
"I have all porn bots on iggy"

by Anonymous November 5, 2002

wiki to porn

The game by which one chooses a random page on www.wikipedia.org and attempts to reach the article on pornography through as few clicks as possible. See also wikichain, wikisurfing

Hey Frank, I'm going to wiki to porn from "Guitar", bet I can get there in 9 or less.

by Fred Gher January 2, 2009

christmas porn

porn with a yuletide theme is christmas porn

Christmas Porn , You know the drill:

Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.

Santa emptying his sack for twins.

Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.

by linton gillespie April 26, 2006

wikipedia porn

The often-graphic images on wikipedia pages describing sexual matters. Can be used as a substitute for real porn. Often cartoons, but sometimes you can find the real deal.

Example pages: Ejaculation, Suicide Girls, Vulva

Guy 1: Damnit, they have all the porn sites blocked here.

Guy 2: Just wikipedia that shit, bro. Haven't you ever heard of wikipedia porn?

by Peshka May 3, 2010

Management Porn

Graphs, diagrams and meaningless reports produced solely for the gratification of management.

Manager: I don't understand?
Techy: Oh. I should have generated some Management Porn.

by SomePoorTechy October 10, 2008

Porn Cycle

The habitual cycle of porn:

● Enjoying porn
● Collecting it
● Getting sick of it
● Trying harder, sicker porn
● Getting sick of that
● Trying porn that you are ashamed of later
● Deleting all of your porn, throwing out DVDs

● Only to eventually miss porn/stars....
which then leads to collecting it again and the cycle renews.

"Dude can I borrow your Scat Movies?"

"No, it's gone... My meat was so raw, and I couldn't get it up at night with my girlfriend, so I decided to grow up and get rid of my porn."

"Dude that's the 5th time you've said that, you're just on the bottom of the Porn Cycle."

by asikjbdhgfuhu December 2, 2009

granny porn

pornography where an elderly woman partakes in one or many sexual acts with a younger man, usually a blow job or missionary position

Wow, I had no idea that Duffy's grandma was in granny porn. What a slut.

by Jason Finner October 13, 2008