Policeitis

A term used for irritating or provoking the police or a police officer. Similar to how arthritis is similar to irritation of a joint.

You better follow the instructions of the police when they pull you over otherwise you are asking for policeitis.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard May 2, 2021

Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.

Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.

by Revenge of Felixx October 1, 2021

POLCA

Full of Clown. Clowning is their happiness

Polca short for Clown a taynew fandom and Clowning is their happiness .

by @taynewbestie November 23, 2021

Police witch

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.

The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.

by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022

Poly Some ticks

A turn of phrase, used to ask who is ready to learn about political science.

Who is ready to Poly Some Ticks.

by TheLightwork April 26, 2022

Poly hell

Poly hell is when one partner in a polyamorous relationship feels taken for granted, or experiences unhappiness, feelings of neglect or abandonment, feeling demoted or displaced by the intrusion of partners other relationship.

Chris really is in poly hell - Jo has forgotten who her primary partner is…….

by Lester99 May 18, 2022

police brutality

This is probably what should happen whenever Joe is anywhere in public.

police man: It's Joe! get 'em, boys!
(police brutality ensues)

by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022