polishing

To make ones penis smooth and shiny by rubbing or oral action.

Little Billy was caught polishing in the bathroom. His mother was very disappointed.

Meghan gives great head. She can polish my junk any day of the week.

by FrigApple December 14, 2008

poll

Something that supposedly shows what the majority of the people want. Something that has nothing to do with what the people/country needs. Something usually ignored by conservatives. Something that George Bush isn't doing so well in.

Polls have absolutely nothing to do with what we need.
Polls help show what the country wants.
Person 1: Hey, do you want to go to the polls?
Person 2: Oh, sweet, maybe I'll get to see tits!
P1: No, you pervert, the Polls. You know, where you vote on your opinions!
P2: Oh. So do we still get to go to the strip club?
P1: No, god dammit.

by oh damn. so i said something you didn't like. I suppose I'm a shithead now. February 15, 2006

Nail Polish

Typically, colored lacquer applied to fingernails (manicure) and toenails (pedicure) to make them look great! Used by both men and women.
* Traditionally worn by women on fingernails and toenails
* Becoming more popular for men on toenails

BB Couture and Man Glaze both offer nail polish designed for men in response to the increasing demand from guys for more masculine colors.
The toenail polish trend for men apparently got started by a number of male celebrities, possibly on the prompting of their wives or girlfriends (many pics online).
Erroneously belived to be a sign of a man being gay, in actuality it is becoming a popular style for many straight men.
It is considered to the be new "earring" for guys.

by Pedicure Dude November 12, 2009

turd polisher

trying to take an object that is obviously shitty and hopeless, and trying to refurbish it.

a man trying to put crome on an '83 camaro
would be called a turd polisher.

by badger wood July 13, 2005

get your pole polished

To receive a blow job.

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."

by Nick D January 14, 2004

Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.

Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.

by DubSizzle April 26, 2004

Polishing the Rocket

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was polishing the rocket.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009