plutonic

A non-sexual relationship between a man and a woman that could /should only work in outer space.

After mastering artificial gravity, faster-than-light travel, and building this colony on Pluto, it's really easy to just be friends with hot chicks in a totally plutonic way.

Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!

by YattonMan April 2, 2008

platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day

Hey you wanna be my platonic valentine

by Antrobar May 5, 2018

plut

In Holyoke, Massachusetts, in the 1950s (at least) the word "plut" referred to a testicle.

His brother told me his left plut was sore.

by dr softy July 27, 2010

Plato

An incredibly dull, weird or over exaggerated story is a "Plato" story, usually told with a lot of excitement. Plato refers to the ancient Greek Philosopher known for his theory of the cave.

Person 1: Oh my god funniest thing ever, I was almost late this morning.
Person 2: Oh Plato! The things you say!

Person 1: Guess what? My leg hurts because I bruised it! (Laughs)
Person 2: You don't say Plato?

by mtwini09 April 20, 2013

plutocrite

A wealthy person openly empathetic to the plight of the poor yet does little about it

If Teddy Kennedy is so concerned about the plight of the poot why dont they give a meaningful portion of their wealth away such a plutocrite

by ernie theurer March 10, 2008

Plutophilia

The belief of Pluto still being a planet because it's clearly getting fucked over upside down sideways.

I believe in Plutophilia.

by It'sBlu October 16, 2017

Pluts

slang for platonic

Are y’all hooking up? No, we are tots pluts.

by Babka June 20, 2018