boob planted

Shove your boobs on something

I boob planted the macaroni salad

by Ilikebananaz November 10, 2015

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016

Watermelon Planter

A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.

Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.

by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017

Pink Panther Shit

Having a shit while completely naked

(Origins From a meme)

“Man That Taco Bell had my stomach so bad, I had to resort to the dreaded... pink panther shit”

by KevIN$$ July 26, 2018

Assistant Plant Manager

The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.

Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?

Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!

by sausagefest12 March 11, 2019

Cherry Planter

When a virgin or some weird guy stares at a girl or even another guy long enough he basically plants their virginity back into them.

"She is staring at me bro.. She's a Cherry Planter. Run."

by Lil Echo May 23, 2019

Wank Panther

The act of lying on a tree branch depositing ejaculate onto unsuspecting people below.

Marty McFly went back in time and found his dad in a tree peering at his mum. What a wank panther thought Marty.

by tosk February 17, 2021