Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.
Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.
by 1 pink 2 stink August 28, 2013
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Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".
by xLonnie December 11, 2016
Get the piss factor mug.The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
by Darren C August 31, 2010
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Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\
Function: verb
intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.
Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\
Function: verb
intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.
"I got the piss wiggles at the end of the long piss I had to take."
"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"
"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"
by Justin & Ted October 30, 2008
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Get the piss hot mug.A great deal of controversy, disturbance or distress which may follow an act.
Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.
Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
Get the Hurricane of piss mug.See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but I'm trying again. Anyway, it's a Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil.
Steve said that the guy with dreadlocks smelled like hippie piss. Paul thought that the expression was clever and descriptive, so he submitted it to urbandictionary.com, but some asshole editor quashed it, so Paul resubmitted it as "hippy piss" and must have gotten a better editor. Anyway, that Earth-Day-loving, incense-burning, tie-dye-wearing guy with dreadlocks did smell like hippie piss, and no editor is going to tell me otherwise.
by Paul D. Key July 26, 2006
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