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Ping

A discordant note, used acoustically to evaluate sound in a room.
Listening to him speak, was a ping to my ears!
by DoctorStephen July 24, 2021
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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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Ping whiner

Mostly specific to Discord.
Some annoying, lazy-ass individual who complains about getting role-wide or server-wide notifications, sometimes even of being personally mentioned, when they could simply change their settings or their status instead of making everyone else deal with the consequences of their laziness.
Angry Ping whiner: "Who pinged for some stupid reason again?!"
Admin: "How about you take five seconds to go in your settings and disable notifications instead of being a ping whiner?"
by Stryker_27 June 21, 2024
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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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we-ping-ping

Justins crying in the corner again

Oh we-ping-ping

Hahahahahahahaha we-ping-ping
by bitchface32 November 6, 2009
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Ping-Ping

The act of shooting ping-pong balls from your vagina or rectum cavity.
Yesterday I enjoyed watching Ping-Ping on the internet with my friends.
by Stevie not so wonderful October 31, 2017
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Ping

Its the Time your pc takes to travel to a aserver and back.

Some people use "high ping" as an excuse for bad at playing games like shooters...
(suffering) Oh my ping is over 9000... that`s why i got 20 deaths this round!
by LeoLens September 15, 2018
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