Pionel Pineapple

A midget from Argentina who is too busy eating pineapples instead of scoring goals in the french farmers league. The dwarf could only manage to score 3 goals in the ligue of uber eats and always ghosts in big games.

warra 4th league goal for pionel pineapple!

by TheStriker0505 April 14, 2022

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Pineapple head

someone with an abnormally enlarged head who is stupid.

that kid has a frickin pineapple head.

kit is a pinapple head

dude, spongebob could live in there

by eli a May 19, 2006

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Meat-Pineapple

A prolapsed rectum that resembles a pineapple hanging from the subjects anus. Typically the result of anal fisting or other extreme anal trauma.

"I banged this girl so hard in her ass I gave her a meat-pineapple."

by JAB1010 October 17, 2008

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pineapple shower

to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower all your jizz". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off but try to drink at least 2lt of pineapple juice 3 - 4 hours before and you will find that it is fun to jizz on your girl and it shall smell and taste like pine juice. Or in a girls case... I don't know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely sexy for some reason.

masturbation wanking spanking the monkey choking the chicken working the clit shower pine apple pineapple shower

by Tyson Mike January 16, 2007

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Pineapple juice

When literally everything goes wrong in life and you need something to shout to let others know you're getting fucked

Running across campus late for your final with a bagel in your hand you trip, drop your bagel and lose everything you've ever loved "PINEAPPLE JUICE!"

by Puntz March 18, 2019

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